Sports 101

I have always said that women's sports are not really sports. Well at least the real sports like basketball and football. I mean there is a lingerie football league because no one wants to watch 300 pound behemoth women play center. Not even women want to watch that. In fact, I just threw up a little thinking about that. Women should honestly stick to the pretty sports like gymnastics and tennis. Where their femininity can shine via short tennis skirts or leotards. Then again, I think of Serena Williams and I start thinking about that female center behemoth. Oh no, here comes the vomit. I mean, Serena is not ugly but she has the body of a heavy weight boxer. Sorry Serena, but you while perfecting your back hand form, you are losing your female form. But I digress.

I guess the reason for this short escapade into the mind which is mine, is that as I am sitting in the cafeteria here at mighty Cerrote College, I could not help but eavesdrop onto a conversation being had by a group of Falcon athletes, one of which is a female basketball player. Of course she is dressed with huge basketball shorts, huge hoodie sweater, and sandals over socks. If you are going to be a female athlete, at least try to dress like a woman, not a 12 year old cholo in training. Anyway, this guy sitting there was telling a story about a high school girls basketball game he went to.

"The final score was 8 to 2!"

"What?"

"Yeah nigga, that shit was the funniest thing I had ever seen."

Then boisterous laughter broke out to which I softly joined in on since I was clearly not part of their athletic crew even though I am quite the athlete. Well not so much.

I love women. They make the world go 'round. I mean without women, I would not have been born. The mere thought of that is an atrocity. I am just saying, women are meant to be praised for their beauty and femininity. Here we are in 2010, and I see more men-looking lesbians every day. Where did we go wrong? That is another thing I don't understand, if you are a lesbian, and quite possibly hate men, why do you try so hard to look like a man? That is like Jews purposely trying to look like Hitler or watermelon missing at a Sunday afternoon barbecue in Compton.

Like John Lennon sang, "Try to see it my way, do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on." I guess we can work it out....eventually.