Don't Call It A Comeback...

Yes I know, I have been gone for an entire year and though some of you have missed my ramblings, I am almost certain that the rest of you who haven't, are probably living your lives post-dylanpatan-ism. Nevertheless, I feel it only fair to the blog world that I restart my blogging career. Sure my stories my be a bit on the farfetched, fictional side but they are all in fact, like our latex friend the condom, about 97% effectively true. So sit back, relax, and strap on your seat belt, while I take you on a few more journeys called "the Dylan Chronicles".....