Fortune's Top 500

I love me some Kung Pao Chicken!

Last Saturday, I went to have some delicious "B" grade Chinese food. Along with me came Conrad and Ed Noir. It's the best Chinese food place in the lovely city of Upney.

We sat down in a booth fit for a Shaolin Solider. Conrad made sure he sat near his reflection. We ordered our lunch specials and conversed about important topics:

Conrad's topic - How's my hair?

Ed Noir's topic - Why does Conrad worry about his hair so much?

My topic - "I think therefore I am" but if I think not, am I not? I think not.

Beautiful yet random.

Our food arrived and we set off on our journey through Bejing.

For some reason Ed Noir and Conrad can use chop sticks like Mao Tse Tung! Unfortunately I am not blessed with such "chops" so I sat there eating my food with a fork.....Ecuador style.

Once we finished our meals we sat there and waited for the bill while drinking tea. I was the chosen one to serve the tea so I did my best Chiyo impression (google - Memoirs of a Geisha).

The bill was accompanied with 3 fortune cookies......

Conrad's read: "Your hair glistens like a flaming dragon."

He giggled like a Chinese school girl. It got the "flaming" part right.

Mine read: "You're friendship with one of your friends will be taken to a whole other level"

I didn't know what to make of that until......

Ed Noir read his:

"Soon you will sitting on top of the world"

Then I reply:

"Hey I just renamed my wiener "top of the world"!

PLOP!

Now that has to be one of the top 500 fortunes!