Who Let the Beasts Out? Part II

"Porqueeeeeeee......nadie me habia dicho!!!" - Roca Firme-

I was having such a great morning.

"I woke up to the sound" of Nick the Cat looking for food. I shaved my facial hair into a Saturday Night Special. My iPhone was playing music that I had uploaded 8 hours before from Pungu's iTunes. The sun was shinnig (star). The texts from an allegedly not heart broken Conrad were flowing. I felt that it was going to be a great day.

I get to work and do my usual routine of dropping off my personal effects at my desk and walking to the restroom to drop a shirtless duece (Thank you Nazarene. It IS peaceful.)

When I got back to my desk, I showed the JBG the new things in my iPhone. (with glee in my tone....Thanks Pungu!) She instantly took it and played bejeweled. (with despair tone....Thanks Pungu)

Then the following events took place.

The Nazarene came over to my desk with a huge smile on his face. He told me he had some life altering news for me.

In my mind I thought:
"Is he going to finally admit he is gay? Is he going to tell me he has been chasing the bug? Is he going to tell me he really isn't Jewish?"

He said to me, very discreetly but filled with joy:

"Agargoyle* has a crush on you"

*Agargoyle (her real name is Argelia but Agargoyle best describes her) is one of the beasts I spoke about in my previous post "Who Let the Beasts Out?".

PLOP! Literally f-ing PLOP!

I was so shocked that I fell out of my chair and died for a brief second. I lost my breathe and my stomach churned like a pilgrim churning milk into butter.

All I could hear as I laid on the floor helpless and broken was the laughter of a small Jewish man.

When I finally came out of my faux coma the Nazarene said:

"You're lucky dude"

Then sang the Third Eye Blind classic:

"How's it gonna be....."

PLOP!