Poli-Seeds

Has anyone ever heard of "poli-seeds"?

My co-worker.....I will refer to her as The Jolly Brown Giant or JBG for short......asks me if I want some "poli-seeds". I look at her and say in my most caring and loving tone:

"what the hell are poli-seeds??"

She opens her drawer and pulls out a bag of sunflower seeds.

Instant PLOP!

For those of you who don't know what PLOP! means.....google "Condorito"

Back to the seeds.....

So I take handfull of "poli-seeds" and start chomping away. Then I get the call of nature and head to the restroom. On my way in I see a mail bucket outside the restroom door. With 2 "poli-seeds" left in my mouth, the mature 29 year old brat that I am, I spit one in the bucket with glee thinking "Who ever left this bucket here is in for a seed's worth surprise!". I walk in thinking all's fair in seeds and war only to find the mailman who owned the bucket washing his hands and getting ready to leave. Probably to find the seed of deceit in his bucket and blame the person who just walked in smelling like seeds. So I tried my best to push the pee out in a hurry and try and beat the mail man out. I then remembered that I had one more seed in my mouth. My guilty conscience freaked me out into thinkin the mail man might ask me to open my mouth and show him I didn't have any seeds in there so I spit it into the toilet and flushed. It went straight in............and came right back up! I knew then what I had to do. I bent over, reached in and pulled that sucker out and put in my pocket. All this time I hadn't noticed that the mail man had left already. I was safe and found not guilty by a jury of stalls. Those few seconds of fright were very intense though!