I ate something that's given me a case of the runs. Yeah so what! We all get the runs.
I won't get into the details of what came out.
The Nazarene and I were in the restroom, each in our own stall of course, dropping bombs on your moms, killing car alarms.
After I had finished (this was my 3rd trip to the restroom), I was at the sink washing my hands. I look in the direction of where my Jewish side kick was doing his business and I noticed him putting his shirt back on.
PLOP!
When we met at the sink I asked him:
"Did you just put your shirt back on?"
He replied nonchalantly:
"Yes."
Like whatever. Like it's normal to take your shirt off when dropping a duece.
At this point, I'm trying to hold in the laughter at the thought of a half naked Jew.
He looks at me and says:
"You gotta relax in there. It's like 5 minutes of peace."
Spoken like a true Jew.
My only question is......where do you put the shirt?
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There is some weird sense of peace being naked and taking a shite...but I'm not too sure about doing it in public restrooms...
Most stalls have little hooks on the door that I can only conclude are for your shirt. I've taken my shirt off once or twice, but only for the effect of seeing my pooping partners reaction as I immerge from the throne.
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