Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween

I'm 29.

If you read my posts you know that I already spoke of the beasts and heathens who I work with (reference: Who Let the Beasts Out). So today, it being Halloween, I figured that no one would have the need to put on a costume or mask since honestly, it's pretty much the Museum of Rancid Faces History here. Plus, we are all adults. According to Jim Rome, anyone under the age of 10 should not dress up. And if anyone does they are losers. He is right.

The one we call "Frank" here at work, came in dressed as a vampire. I'm talking full costume with make up and fake teeth. The guy is already a d-bag and to be the ONLY one to dress up for Halloween goes to show, per Mr. Rome, he is also a loser. Good move Frank. You have made it official that you are the king of idiots.

If I had a stake I would garnish it with garlic and have Frank the Vamp do us all a favor. He already committed social suicide. Might as well keep going.

D-Bags of America....Unite!

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