69th Birthday "Dinner"

So my mom is turning 69 tomorrow.

I was talking to Conrad. It's like 2:42pm and he is still in his pjs, laying on his couch watching the Desperate Housewives of Orange County. Is that what it's called? I haven't watched the show in a while. He then proceeds to ask:

"Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?"

I reply:

"It's my mom's birthday tomorrow."

Conrad says:

"How old is she turning?"

I said:

"69. My dad said he was going to eat her out for her birthday"

PLOP!

Conrad choked on his bon bons while laughing.

I continued:

"She said that's what she wanted."

Conrad, from what I could hear on the other line, sounded like he pooped his pants from the laughter.

I then realized what I had said and tried to fix it:

"Whoops! I mean she wants to go out and eat."

Either way, I am sure she will have a good time!