Who Let the Beasts Out?

Unless you work for the Miller Gold Agency, you understand that there are some beasts in your workplace. This place is no different. The job posting for this place must have read:

"The Beastlier you are, there more likely you are to get this job!".

My god, it's like Halloween year round here! A heathens paradise! You might be thinking that I am exaggerating but unfortunately it's an inconvenient truth.

Let's start with my left side.
Hold on......oh no! I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Now to the right.
A la verge! Hijo de su madre! Casi me cago!

You would think that in a place with more women than men you would find some beauty but it's like the bar scene in Star Wars in here!

The JBG is excluded from Jabba the Hut's after party out of pure respect and fear that she might step on me.

And the guys don't make this place any better either! I just saw a guy walk by who's neck has been missing since high school. I know because I went to high school with him! And that was 11 years ago. It's like he took steroids but from the chest up!

Again, KILO is of course excluded since he is the best looking guy since sliced bread.

Like sand through the hour glass, these are the beasts of our lives.

PLOP!