Denny's and the Pill Spill

So I hurt my hand and now have tendinitis. I have to wear a little brace to keep my hand in a certain position which makes for awkward typing and butt cleaning. I also was instructed to take 2 pills every day.

On Sunday, I met up with a few friends......Edward Noir, Conrad, and Pungu. We started our hang out at Chipotle. The greatest white Mexican food in California. As we enjoyed our lunch, we heard the events of Pungu's and Conrad's trip to Denny's the night before. This is how that tall tale goes: (Keep in mind I only heard the story once....maybe twice.....)

Pungu: Hey let's go to Denny's. I am craving a sampler. This time I will only change the fries, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, and chicken strips and leave the rest alone.

Conrad (while looking in a mirror): That sounds about right. How's my hair?

At Denny's...........

Pungu works his black magic and gets 2 girls to sit with them and he chats up a storm 1990s AOL chatroom style. According to my sources from that night, Pungu had these girls like putty in his hands and was going in for the phone number question when out of no where, Conrad swoops in with his infamous ''How am I supposed to text you if I don't have your phone number?" line and basically throws a cock block the size of Dirk Diggler. The girls are enamored by his myspace ways and give him their number. Pungu did all that work for nothing.

After hearing that story, I wasn't too shocked. I just laughed and ate my delicious meal.

Afterwards we went to T-Mobile where I needed to buy a new SIM card. I had remembered that I needed to take my pill. So I asked the cashier guy if he had some water. He went to the back of the store and came out with a mini cup filled with water. I took my pill out of my pocket and right when I did that Conrad says, "Is that for your STD?". The cashier guy looks at me and I replied, "Yes. It's for my HIV.". At this point the cashier guy figures we are messing around and sighs in relief. I turn around towards Conrad and Edward Noir and laugh a bit. When I turn back around the cashier guy had turned into a cashier girl. I tried to keep a straight face as I paid for my goods. Then here comes Conrad with......."So are you going to tell her about your STD too?"

The spill of the pill caused an awkward moment now made infamous.

Thank you Conrad.